Tonga afterlife

Tonga afterlife The culture of Tonga is a highly Spiritual society Priests could range from Deviners Wizards Witches and Prophets
Magic is commonly in practice and Belief in the unknown is every-
where They have there own mystics The Bihitues and there specialty is the afterlife threw study over 800 years they have found
that the way of the world beyond is found in not the Tapu's or Mana but in weather and disasters as well as beauty of trees and beaches and animals what does all off this mean well it is a Puritan
belief that everything came from god and it was corrupted when
the Noah flood created diseases and sickness with a fusion of
the death of many people who sinned and water as well as dirt.

#1)Preparation for death.The process would begin when a Bihitue sayes a prayer for a dying person then he tells people how to prepa-
re they first cover him/her in jewels then they Carrie him to a church
to put oil on him then they make him eat volcano-barbecued-bread
Then they carve a stick of spirits and make him hold it Then they
tie him up on a totem pole and stand it up then puts him on a moun-
tain and tickles him finely when night falls and the dying victims
about to breath his last breath the Bihitue takes the club when the
music plays and puts it into his air mussle the persons finely dead
when steaked to the totem pole and then they Waite for daily mume-fication when rain hail or nature Begin's to change it or severe weather blows it away.

#2)Beginning of the spirits journey.The beginning of department of this world would first need to be guided by a Seavutta(A mermaid
that flies threw the air) but he would haft to Waite on the mountain
on his totem pole by then the spirit would go into it and he would
be a tiki and he would haft to talk to her to go with her then she
would then Kiss him on the foundation and he would turn into a

A Puritan sketch of a Seavutta outside of a village hut
In this picture she is sayed to kidnap chieftains for there barbique then they could
 eat them and get memory and information of the government.

tikiarma(A tiki spirit with wings)But he would not look human
any more but look like the tiki in witch the spirit would have a
new form and he would go to Burgimu(The island of the dead) with

his seavutta and his seavutta would get him ready for judgement                                       

and not without his seavutta is he able to succeed first he would
haft to defeat the sand elf in witch her looks might be to attractive
for him if he likes her then he would haft to stay in her world as a
servant and his seavutta would hate him forever this isn't a terrible
disgrace most of these spirits would rather stay with the sand elf
But the seavutta could become a deadly demon to get him back
and destroy the sand elf then all of the spirits would go to the tomb
of immortal stupidity were the seavutta would suspend them of thought emotion and feeling and keep them prisoner forever the
seavutta is sed to be the most mean and selfish of all the afterdeath
characters she cheats people and steels from them it is sed that peo-
ple in Tonga ask priests to perform a ritual on there things so that
Seavuttas don't take them and accidents are even caused by them
They are the con'artists of reality causing wars hatred and disease
now if the person defeats the sand elf the people would go with her


A woodcut of a sand elf from the Vava'u group This one is
sayed to be 4000 years old

as well this is another contrick now if they go with her she would lie to the elders and try to have them kill the other sand elves this
would be a worst fate because if they found out that she was lying
he could go to hell but if the sand elf survived from fighting then
she could defend him and put him in tartarus for safety and send
his Seavutta to be chained in Abadin till the end of the world
finely the sand elf would make him a dream coat and he would
have a domain on Earth and after 100 years he would meet a mo-
narch and talk to him in his sleep and finely his judgement would
begin and a ritual would be arranged if he would go to Heaven or
Hell failing his would be the altamit disgrace because you would go
to the center of Hell were tortures the worsed It would begin with the ball of judgement and a group of devining psychics it would
go down a ramp 4 times and if its high then it would be put into
a church if it is in the middle then it gos to the place he died
and smashed were he would be a tiki forever to watch over the
land of his birth but if its the lowest then it is smashed and he
gos to Hell. If put into a church it is blessed and prayed for
and finely he can ascend to Heaven.

#3)First level of Heaven(Funurmus)The spirit begins to enter the first gate leading to Funurmus(The world of the first Tapu where
the worlds grandparants live)There he would be judged by the
memory of lineages dating to the people landing on Earth from
Funurmus If the grandparants say about much of his family not
making it then he cannot pass to the second level It would be him
studying ancestry If he fails or finds out that the majority did not
make it Then he would become a leader of a world or a Nature
tree plant or fungi or even a bacteria.

#4)Second level of Heaven(Purminus)The second level is Purminus
Witch is the level where Purification begins and all evils are remo-
ved from him making him perfect In this level a feast is conducted
for celibration Then he gos to the space level in witch he can finely
leave the Earth and start to travel to Siubusa(The Utopian kingdom)
on a asteroid He finely made it Utopia at last he has achieved saint-
hood and can finely live in a perfect existence and it is on the flying
islands of Siubusa and the final judgement to stand at the gate of
Siubusa and there would be a Seavutta guarding it finely he would
look into her eyes and if she senses something wrong with him she
would read the book of life and his name not in it then she would
show him it and say"Poiucee uilo"TRANSLATION(You are not in
this book) and scare him into freezing Then she takes off his irises
and pupils and turns demonic and eats him for he suffered the worst
judgement a oblivion soul It would dissolve in her stomach and no
afterlife but with hope he could reincarnate and start over if a guy
be brave or fearless to fight a Seavutta and win She would have his
memory but his thoughts would not exist nor his mind for he had
comitted one of the seven deadly sins or a unforgivable sin and memory would be in books or videos to find out about the human race
and attack them but if passed and no Seavutta is there then he couldpass into paradise and live forever as a saint.                             

#5)Paradise at last(Siubusa)He was in paradise with happiness and
joy love and peace forever with a domain over Earth and a huge house and as an angel and finely he meets god and Jehovah and Jesus
and the prophets. He would then repressent one of Jahovahs avatars
and promise to fight for him during Armageden. He could side for
Maui-tangoloa(who is the body of Jahovah)Spirit Bondiaku(his spi-
rit)Immortal Caubui(his immortality)and Buitiva(the elf that is his

A picture of a hotspring in Ha'apai islands The spring is a Tapu
belonging to the Jahovahs wittness church In it are sayed to
be a family of seavuttas and a prison for tikiarmas.
It is by a British journalist.

brain heart and emotions)

Shuokui and Kaykua Are the
angels who go back to earth to
rescue people during the end of the world and Kaykua is the
kingdom they will fight in it is
going to be built by a reformed
seavutta and she will be there
empress and it will rule the
world but she would really be
the false prophet and elect in
the antichrist It would rise demons from Hell and create instability
People will die and the Shuokui would be demons as well to lie to
Heaven and separate it from the Mortal world to send people to Hell. Jesus would go around this plan and go to Earth and save them. And the Shuokui and Kaykua would be annihilated.

Tongan gods and saints. Tongan gods are still worshiped in the isl-
ands There are 4 pantheons The Tialnuva The Hujova The Nimvo
and The Jiunimis and they survive as saint venerations for instance
St Joseph is Jesus's step father but he is pared with the tiki spirit Ji-
viola and St Micheal is represented by the leader of the Tialnuva
Ranginui Also are the high ranking Tikiarmaa who are represented
by the Apostles. And gods can differ between sects such as Jahova-
h's witnesses worshiping the Nimvo into angels or Mormon's wors-
hiping everyone in Heaven as a saint There are also bad gods or
Jiunimis they are paired with Beelzebub and Judas as well as dem-
ons.

Bomvo path(Way out of Heaven or Hell)When speaking of early Christianity(Gnosticism) It is ok to think of a way out of a world
this would be the Bomvo path a secret path out of ether Heaven
or Hell It could be behind a rock or in a castle and can go from
50-100 miles from the destination A select few would find this
place and could use it also to get back.

Sneiton(Satan)Lord of Hell. Sneiton called lord of Hell is differen-
tly depicted as a harry creature with a grass skirt A green crown
purple armor and a head fin.

Pre christian afterlife(Pulotu). A world where Chieftains went to lead there followers to heaven there they would become gods and
goddesses of salvation of commoners But evil dwells in this world
by demons called Bviokei or Tevolo who could eat Chieftains for
information and use it to get at the living if that they could go to
Luyotu or there version of Hell where spirits are chained and have
brains for thinking Bviokei thoughts Seavuttas have dwelling in 
Pulotu and serve the Bviokei to capture spirits.

Hunonute(Tongan Halloween). Nights of the dead on Oct 28th-Nov 2nd Unlike American Halloween they do not go trick or treating or ware costumes(areas can differ)but have parades go to Church for
parties and play games and go into trances to talk to dead ones then
once people give offerings to the dead they come back from the gr-
ave and wish people good luck for The hollodays Then its followed
by The Barbeque of the Blowfish Bore and Moa(representing air
land and sea)And drinking Starfruit Julian It ends on all gods and
goddesses day(all saints day to us)in the morning of Nov 1st inwitch
everybody sleeps or does nothing after sleepless nights. 

Miss understandings of Tongan religious elite. Tonga is a Theocratic state(Church is one with government)and western people have pictured them as nondemocratic and superstitious

these Stereotypes are not exactly what they seem to be The Puritan 

religion does not say of Democracy however it does say that the

Church could have more ideas for instance even that religion has

power doesn't mean that it cant be cool for one idea one doesn't

just Monitor people wearing scanty cloths or ban them but has

photos of them in there office and puts them in there church

windows as well as paints them in art class and they can be

Erotic as well and Tonga is also known for having the worlds

richest Bishops for instance Father Superior Jousula in the

Stonewell area(in the northern islands)is sayed to be the richest

head monk in the world and Bishop Naujilla owns a lot of

businesses in America and Australia as well as new Zealand

This is because Tongan churches aren't Socialist like the

Vatican has become by using Liberation-Theology(it has become

nonprofit and everything is bought for them by the way)however

high ranking priests get rich easily in Tonga and many own big

mansions one way they could get rich is if the King broke a law

and The Prime minister(head of state church)taxed him(honor

price)it would be so high that his power would limit and rites

would be taken away from him for instance in 1918 Topou T 4th

wanted to marry queen salotua he had to do a painting of her 

as a dominator of the Seavuttas and paint her prettier then

them(This would represent good winning over evil)he did and

the Prime minister liked it however after he was King he did not

do what queen sayed and the military didn't go any where(queen

at the time commanded the court and must approve the king if

married)the Prime minister taxed him a high price and money

belonged to the queen(he was only in power for 2 years and

was hated)so he sent them to court and however they were 

found innocent and they told Topou that he was doing something

wrong and charged him instead with false judgement he then

learned that he should of did what his wife sayed so that he could

achieve power(representing the painting)and destroy evil wealth

is not the only thing a priest achieves many catholics are of course

Traditionalist Catholics(meaning that the second Vatican council

should be relinquished and an end to Liberation-Theology)and

support opposition groups in Latin America to free people of

oppression by Dictators and Terrorists and they know that pope

Pious used his Nights and the Swiss-army-guard to create fear

and kill many people and made him a Fascist Dictator and sided

with Mussolini(wen occupied by Italy)and the Nazis(wen Hitler

visited)during world war 2 and sent his army dropped bombs on

Britain and helped invade France and convinced people around

the world to support him in the history of the Vatican however

wen St Peter was elected Prime minister of the Roman empire

By the Cult of the sun God(A monotheistic sect that believes

the sun is in the center of the Universe)he Established the Vatican

and as a platform he wanted to have Christians climb the ladder

of Society and achieve goals he stopped Crucifixions and opened

seminars(The first churches)to have people be use to Christians

and Christianity spread however wen Pious Died in 1958 and

after his death the second Vatican council was declared and

became an oligarchy wen Marxism was installed so The Tongan

state church is a supporter of freedom of The Vatican Citizens

fund and tries to free people living under the Second Vatican

 council and tries to give voting rites for all Catholics(only the

Council is allowed to vote for Pope)and stop religious based

Terrorism all over the world and grant people asylum in there

country for religious freedom and they pickup new words for
Tongan such as the word Jugija(a word Arabs use for many nouns)and Yxottanu(Tongan word to replace vowels)and make Yjuttanja
(Noun replacing vowels)and the State church owns the state Video
game company of Saint Basil witch produces many video games
and The Proto punk Cult known as Dark-Boatmen formed in 1967
and was not decommissioned till 1984 people play lots of video
games and Polynesia was the earliest creators of the video game
industry(the first one was made in the Marquesas in 1952)and are
the biggest sellers of game merchandising however since 1978
fewer games were made Bishops head the Parliament and Priests
advise them and to become a priest or priestess you haft to start
out as a Monk or Nun and to become one you haft to start out as
a commoner and join a Cult of Divining or Prophecy and look at
symbols in dirt of his home town and accidents and it would be
a Diviner who would choose the next Monastery person if accepted
then a prophet would ask a saint for a future prediction if good then
he or she could be a monk or nun if bad then they would join
Ytevhill cult(a sorcery movement)and become wizards and witches
until they could become monks and nuns then the Diviner would
put him in a trance to have him reach his patron saint and once
then use a Anti-demon Seavutta for purification(a Tongan idea for
Anti-virus's using a sweat sample combined with holy-water and
palm-oil)to find the one who tells him to sin once found then 
he could grab one and go into her mind to read what she wants 
and imprison her in a bottle for keeping then sending her to a saint 
and give the person an image of what she is and have him reach
his goal of Priest-hood by trying to escape her sin by using prayers
and oaths to the Church and a swore to celibacy and from getting
rid of limits of societal norms he could move up the ladder and
become bishop to help people get out of the forces of darkness
being a Bishop is a powerful honor in Tonga because you could
do whatever you want and get lots of thing without being stopped
and you would even be more powerful then the king because
even if the king is the richest person in the Kingdom as well as
the Queen and Prince and princesses The Bishop is there real banker and real power giver and taker as well as accuser and if the
King commits a wrong then the Bishop would come in with soldiers(There called the court)and take him before the Centurions and read his accusations and could limit his authority as leader it
has become so common that Prince Siale Tu'i made himself
Prime minister wen he accused his family Bishop of spending
money for Digital cable in 2000 and made himself Prime minister
under the Kings declaration of the courts centurion and he is said
to be to powerful and has ben accused of making himself be
considered sin-free wen rumor had it that he had 4 Seavuttas cursing him and making him worship Sign-peak(a bird Demon who
lives in Hell and is very powerful and a tormentor)He also accepted
payment from Fiji who is ran by Frank Bainimarama who made
himself premier in 2007 before however it was ran by Premier of
the Aryan people of post-Atlantis Rabuka(1987-2006)and was overthrown by the current one Fiji has ben a Dictatorship since
Premier Ionmui Hijko-(1965-87)who founded the Aryan people
of post Atlantis party. APPAP in 1954 and gained popularity 
threw the 50s and 60s and in 1964 Jumalon Khan(a post Emperor 
name for a ancient state that still exists but many critics say no)
in Suva Said that he could be his assistant of Fiji-Hindustan(A name for Post-Mesopotamian states in overseas areas who retain culture)and became Bodhi-guru in 1965 and was ordained Master
Hijko and was to serve the Khan and replaced his family as a behind the thrown power and head of government he had
become high ranking and he was officially Premier in 1967 and
that when things got bad and he declared himself Sage of new 
Atlantis and made himself Premier for life and when the Khan
was abdicated in 1970 and the Premier chose a non relative of
the Khan which he called new age Dynasty which would last
till 1987 and made Khan-Prince Jimmy Hijko(His nephew)
leader however he died in 1972 and Queen Elizabeth declared
herself leader and civil war broke out between the Hindustanis 
and the Fijian Chieftains however Hijko was arrested in 1988
and was eaten by mountain cannibals and his son assumed Mara(head of former Parliament)however they replaced the House of
Roma-Goths(Monarchs who serve a Khan)with a National
Assembly of Bosses who elects the president on the order of
The minister of elective bureau and not allowed to be leader
until four Ministers give the go and have a mayor of Suva as
Secretary and a Cabinet of Hereditary Bkoahi(Hawk totem chiefs
also called princes)to help him and one could be elected when he
abdicate but not by popular vote but by the 12 highest ranking
bosses on the order of the Prime minister and not accepted till
the Governor of Viti levu says yes and four minister would haft
to coronate him for 1 month and gain power and he would be
president however unlike many stiff governments because they
still have a Parliament or Mara on there order people have a say
and are very important and on the last day a group of commoners
could reach a vote to stop a candidate from advancing and the ballad must have 25 voters for the reach and cannot be overruled 
by anybody and if he leaders weather Premier prime minister
Khan president gets to corrupt then a Chieftain would form a
Vigilance committee and arrest him and they could hit and stone
him if they wanted but they would just put him in jail and have a
Knight decide his fate and could get many days in prison however 
Tonga as a Puritan society votes in there bishops by free family
vote and even though the voting age is 21 it would be up to high 
rank women(mother and grandmother)to get the candidates and
see if a family likes them and could have a choice between 7
candidates and 4 parties congregationalism Saint worship(could also be multi god belief)Jehovah philosophy(Baha'i Mormonism and Jehovah's witnesses of course)and Non-Anglo school(in other 
words no service in English but Tongan and Pidgin and use the
Toxu'ige conception and the story is that a man in 1914 owned 
104 slaves(52 of them children)he was a Cardinal missionary from 
the aristocratic monastery in Papua German guinea and was upset 
that the village was not converting to Puritan trinity and as a penalty he had them join a Militia and see what it meant to be 
Christian and there job was to arrest people for not being part of
a sect of any world religion and they would be called Victim soul
Calvinism(which is a form that uses whips and paddles to have
them be punished for sin when captured)and polls would be put up 
to arrest kids and have them choose there own rod and it would
commonly be birching and making them eat bad tasting acid and
hope that the parents would be Christians and they would call the
Tahitian knights to arrest people soon a child who enjoyed her
penalty was excommunicated for early maturity as well as her family(44 of them by the way)and kept there religion of old alive 
and while that was happening villages were being grabbed by the 
VS Calvinists with them being put in detention camps not to work 
but to be disciplined and starved and excommunicated from there
villages the Cardinal soon made himself head of a new council which he wanted to send missionaries to many islands of his
"being forgiven by being inflicted with pain" policy and made himself Pope of the Calvinist fellowship of St john the divine
in the Marquesas and declared that the Revelation was all true 
and not support Israel then once they found the lost family he went 
there as a knight and brought bondage and canes and found that
they were in the mountains and went there and found huge buildings of coral diamonds and wandered how they did that
when the Doctrine of Assyria says to destroy those who don't believe in are religion and wandered how he could get it and was 
sent to the Presbyterian school in Scotland and said that it was a 
miracle so he called it Gods city and people were released from
camps and made there Pidgin Bible however VS Calvinism was
still there and people soon fought back at there courts of knights
 The King finally banned them from the country and made inroads 
into Samoa were the Chieftains allowed them to live and impose there laws and made them arbitrary there are approximately 1'100 
VS Calvinists in four countries Samoa Tokelau and Kiribati and
are often taken to court or sued they are banned in French Polynesia(Fellowship of St John reformed into a Sorcery cult) and 
is Illegal but it is used for people of illegal sects(such as Scientology)or sins in Vanuatu there is only one Church of it
in the two countries mentioned and can be law in I Kiribati church's
and canings are only allowed.
      

 

Honduras funfacts

Honduras facts
Honduras is a country in Central America with a population of 5.800.458 It is a mountainous jungled land with many cities and towns The main language is Baxtec Spanish(A Indigenous word meaning
the people who use it there way and that its theres)There are also several dialects spoken as stated below.
Criollo Spanish A dialect spoken by the white people of the country it has words such as Siude-(means carpet)and Fiora(means floor)It has influence from Ladino Spanish and Monde(An African-
dialect)It is spoken by 400.000 people.
Garifana Spoken by 250.000 people Its dialects are below.

Englisso-Monde Spoken by 10.000 on the Atlantic coast.

Arawanawa A crossover of Arawak Nahua and African Songhai and Bantu dialects Spoken by 25.200 people.

Fascista-Pepimento A triple crossover of Lenca Songhai and English with each language having more
words of the one Spoken it developed threw war and slave trade it has some guerrilla groups and is the
most Pro Dictatorial group in the country and have racist policies such as restricting people from
meeting eachother they have about 21.000 speakers.

Angroanian The most Spoken dialect of Garifana It is the most influenced and the most word diversed
It crossovers English with Mayan Nahua Spanish Hiberno Arawak Lenkiera(A dialect of Lenca)
Dutch Songhai Monde and others It is Spoken by 122.000 people It is also the most racially-diverse
It was originally Hiberno-Anglo-Pepimento in the 1700s.

Suduaro Patois A dialect where the words are evolved and also unidentified with often prenunsiations
sounding strange it is the least spoken dialect with 1.500 speakers and often persecuted by many groups.

Patoais and Pepimento-Colombian movements
A diverse group of many dialects started in 1871 as a revival of dialects created during the time of
Christopher Columbuses domain over the country It is infact Garifana because it has huge English
Influences and african afiliation they are spoken by the rest of the Garifana people.

Baxtec Spanish is a fusion dialect in many regions and can share influence from indigenous and Garif-ana dialects It is not exactly considered Spanish But actually Pattois de Cura(A name meaning Patois
of Carley The explorer who went into the country to study the mestizos)

Government.
Honduras is a Transitional Republic from a Fascist military dictatorship since 1997.The President was Siqula Lopez from 1981-1997 He was the son of Oswaldo Lopez his government was called
Aohi It was about bringing together white Garifana terrorists Criollo millionairs English creoles
Ladino Gangsters and dutch middleclassmen But since 1997 Aohi is still popular in politics and
oppression is still a problem The congress was not even elected till 2001 and every president since
1975 has Ben elected by the vice president or the majority party holder However they had to be
approved by the house of barons before they could be president Only 4 congressmen are elected by
the poor and 5 by the middleclass There has not Ben a real election since 1972 and the Anglican
church poses things in the government as well In some cities people were baned from going to
church and libraries were shut down Schools closed and the police were constantly on patrol

#1)Top of government(The president)
The president is the head of politics in Honduras He was originally called Laz Directo during indepe-
ndence in 1821 and Honduras was not called a republic but a Spanish commonwealth and based on
selling drugs and illegal supplies after the republic was declared in 1854 it was run by an Americo
British government headed by William Walker who ran other central American and South American
governments as well installing the republic and presidential seat General Walker was brutal as a lead-
er and was the most hated tyrant of the time He was arrested and executed in 1867 and Democracy
began The president is in charge of the whole government and can veto or accept any law he wants
But since 1998 he cannot veto a law if a college vote says no and He cannot choose what to do with
prisoners in jail During a period between 1968-1999 the president had enormous powers he could put
people in jail without sending them to court he could suspend freedoms or get ride of them he could kill people who spoke hatred against him or have police torture them Before then it was more Demo-
cratic with voting and protesting During Siqula Lopez's rule he picked the candidates for an election
who were his servents and had no real power he would choose everything for the country and non of
his puppets would rule for real.

#2)The congress.
Is the main council of the government it is in charge of the House of barons and lords and can forbid people who live on fiefs from voting They also grab money from them threw taxes and give it to the
president or keep it for themselves they can make laws but they must be approved by the president or
party leader The president can also add things or change it and make laws by himself with the help of
the vice president or party leader.

#3)Sikonte-Senogweritan(National assembly)Is not a senate but it is the closest thing people have for
Democracy It is a joint combination of the House of barons(as leaders)and the Catholic sect Nimonik
(A movement that believes that Nahua Beliefs can help understand Jesus)as well as the Angroanian organization Dujopoxa(A council that runs the fiefs on the north coast)and the Baxtec peons of the
country There was never really a senate in Central America so in 1962 The bishop of the House of
barons chose to install a type of senate to create more voting and can include anybody from all lev-
els of Society and can actually vote people in by popular vote and can Impeach or Evict a politician
as well and since 1994 can go against congress or president It is actually a National assembly and
more for Justice.

#4)Houses of Barons and Lords. Headed by Bishops it is the place of the most wealthy people in the
country It was established in 1524 by the Spaniards and they own 74 percent of the land and holds
all the people as well.

#5)Court and Legal system. Headed by Judges and jurymen It is ran by The house of Lords and Barons and laws written by the Bishops No Attorneys exist so defendants protect themselves and no
Guilty or Innocent people are just there for Jurymen to study them to see if they committed crimes
and Detectives also are part of court and they are the people who could convict them of the crime.


Religion and Mythology.
57 Percent of Honduras is Catholic since a few years ago Many churches a then declared themselves
protestant the sects are new such as Crust of the Pineapple and Tojai-Pentecostal A sect that believes
that King Arthur was a Prophet other sects are stated below.

Kite-Lutheranism. The belief that Kite flying can capture energy from heaven and uses Ben franklins
Kite story as an example of how electricity came from heaven followed by 15 percent of the populat-
ion.

Protestant Nimonik. Called a rebel sect of Nimonik with the same beliefs and ideas Jesus is Deist in
this idea because he is more considered a speaker not a heeler or a commander or even a king They
Consider god to be real king because he is actually powerful however his daughter Sara is important
because she continued his lineage of decent for Christianity known as The holy grail Worshiped by
8 percent.

Castel-crust-Church's.Worshiped by 18 percent of the populace believes in Resurrection in Gnostic beliefs
and Jesus,s powers.

The rest are Non religious.


History and tradition. Honduras was discovered by Christopher Columbus in 1497 He gave the name Honduras from The word for deep water He found The Lenca who where descended from Toltec and Mayan ancestry and now fought them for end to Slavery of the Lenca They where forced into Hingas
(Mayan Slave Tapus)so they could build temples and pyramids  for the Mayan landowners and given
little food or water Columbus thought of the Mayans as Superior people for doing these things and
gave them land in the Caribbean to own and Caribbean slaves to work on it as well Soon The Lenca
fought Columbus as well and his pirates and Columbus and the Mayans enslaved hundreds of Indians
against there will but soon Amerigo Vespucci was in South America while that was happening they
got a letter from the King of Spain saying that Columbus was doing Piracy and he must go to the
Caribbean ASAP soon he loaded his ship and went to fight the Mayans and Pirates When he got
there he saw that Native Americans where being abused by Columbus and was killing them Soon guns and
Ammunition as well as canons where shooting against the pirates with help from Cortez they attacked the
Mayan Kingdoms and bought in the crusaders to set up Church,s and abolish human sacrifices finely tribes
where rescued by Vespucci and the Crusaders and from this day the land was called Amerigos land or
in Latin America But there were problems the tribes could not take care of themselves and were to stay
Slaves and have the Conquistadors now called creoles take care of them and fuse into creoles while being
wage laborers for 300 years finely in 1821 they were independent and established a privy house of officers
headed by a director elected for 10 month(later 15 month)terms by the Slaves and had apprentices who
could evict a governor from power and pick another.

Formation of Honduran government.
Director-general Dionisio De Herrera first leader of Honduras 1921-27 founded the Ytuma council headed
by 10 officers and below 70 apprentices and the House of Magistrates and nights of Vespucci to hold the
legal system who held court and police jury elected for a longer term of 2 years but could be evicted if to corrupt by the House of Game(house that could challenge politicians if disliked)and the House of Elders
Philosophical leaders who head political parties and own newspapers as well as books with that there would
be the House of College philosophers to think of ideas for politics.

How it works.
On his journey of being a politician the apprentice must pick a Magistrate and an elder combined they could
have nights and college students working for him and lead a political party as well as pick legal system ideas
The house of game studies as critics and could evict a politician of a seat once then an officer could make him director with an election but they must be Descended from Bishops Barons or Lords and must not be
Middle class men but the Middle class and poor people can be supporters in elections as well as college
students or officers and wives and Middle/poor men can be the brains behind every victory and could
become president and this has happened many times for middle class people but the poor rarely They would
then be in a political machine and could move up from city level to state capital and government and fuse with
a party or form there own and rank to the Assembly of government(later congress)and could become president.

Assembly parties and republic.
In the Assembly there are many seats and 5 colors Red orange yellow for the Liberal party and semi conservative and gold and brown for Conservative if a person crosses a issue or philosophy then he could
be of ether party if the president won a election then his color could run and attack his enemies and each
could represent a different party and could found another one.

Creation of political parties in cities.
The first two political parties to come out of cities were The Liberal-Nationalo-middleclass-movement and
the Conservative-party of Barons and lords in subparties there were Marxists for Liberal-Nationalists and
Fascists and Aryanists for Barons and Lords who would help them a Marxist was usually fare red and
Fascists were fare brown.

Est of Republic and rise of drugs and Dictatorships
1838 Honduras was finally a independent country and was democratic with presidents elected for five year terms and
protests allowed but a traditional mixture from The leaf of the Chocolate plant by shredding it up adding
sugar and adding dirty water and turning it solid by sitting it out and then it would turn into chunks finally
it could break into powder it was called cocaine and people sold it to other countries but the people who
sold it were Marxists and Fascists and they became rich and could exercise power over people in 1844
from Cocaine selling Marxists payed mercenaries first and called them Crusaders for power and killed many
people soon Fascists did the same and called them White death and did worse city political boss called them
De terrorisa or Terroristo from then they were called terrorists and took over cities in other countries as a
commonwealth it sold new strands of medicine to America and Europe but illegal stuff as well William Walker a American general came and took cities and states with the help of drug lords and finally est a real
Republic but he took over much of central and south America but not entirely Honduras many cities fought
him and in 1867 they captured him and executed him by hanging and was shot.

Democracy and good times.
After Walker was shot Liberalization began and people started going to have fun and the republic nationalized freedoms such as freedom to leave land and freedom to sue there lords and people were not
Slaves any more they were called Peons or peasants and food multiplied and population increased as well
as the new art form called Vycomo(about painting commercial pictures as cartoons)and Peons could vote
in there lord or banish him and Meztisos became Lords and Barons and founded there own Fiefs and stores
as well as created new ideas for business and cowboys grew in numbers threw witch meat became common.


Grange fief.
In 1878 the Grange fief was created It is a fief owned by cowboys and they could lease land to peasants and
they could own land under jurisdiction of cowboys soon the House of Cowlords was founded and supported
the peasants and created the blacksmith and factory class.


Negatives of neighbors.
By 1902 Honduras was democratic and progressive but in Guatemala and Nicaragua Democracy was hard
Post Walkerists ruled the countries from the Union of William walker and they were Dictatorships run by
Conservative Fascists and threw out countries Conservatives and Liberals fought civil wars for control and
sold drugs to the west for gold and also weapons Nicaragua was ran by Caub Walker(William Walkers son
1855- 1893)and Guatemala was headed by Justo Rufino(1862-1888)both were overthrown and shot and
Liberal Policarpa Bonilla wanted to make sure that Honduras didn't become a Dictatorship and made ways
to go against them the Guatemalan government founded the Aohi and it went to many countries to promote
Fascism and did Terrorism soon there were battles over cities secret agencies and spyship developed by
Bonilla to capture terrorists and interrogate them with white noise soon sells were hunted and attacked as
well as burned with people being in jail.

End of Democracy.
Tiburcio Carias"Human knife"Andino(1931-48)also known as "Human knife"of Guatemalan origin became powerful and overthrew the government and installed the Aohi in 1931 and declared Honduras as a alley of Italy Portugal and Japan later Germany It was soon occupied by Brazil during WW2 when Carias died Brazil stopped occupying Honduras but Julio Lozano Dias(1948-57)became Absolute president and unleashed a reign of terror such as persecuting newsreels closing down schools killing immigrants and using
government money to throw festivals for the rich He also starved people in jail and tortured woman killed babies by throwing them into a tree and beheaded many suspended elections and legalized slavery for kids
finely he got rid of the democratic laws they had since 1872.  


Beginning of Lopez rule 1962-97
After a fake democracy of Ramon Villeda Morales That's wen Oswaldo Lopez became Absolute president of the dragon and killed many woman and children and made slaves of remaining prisoners and critics started
to think that Masonic ties were with these governments that were becoming dictatorial and the Lopez family
were all sayed to be Freemasons Siqula took over after him.

Jennifer Lopez was inducted into the Lopez family in 1986(original name Jennifer Muniz)George Lopez is related several generations to Siqula and Oswaldo.
   
Ways of getting away from fiefs.
1)If the final lord dies(as legend would say)then the Slaves/servants/Serfs would go off the land and
farm thing for themselves or have the land split up.

2)If the lord gets to old and has barred no children then the Court(Militia)or House of Nimnu Theology(Study of Nimnu energy witch is energy from hearts cut out of people for offering)
would take the office and elect a new lord in threw 4 tasks praying for Nimnu energy from
the hearts of ancestors once achieved then go and bless children with your blood then have a revel-
ation of a way that might help the land finely make people follow you and support you and during
end of electing then the Militia general or house head would ask his Cabinet to get him dressed
for lord and finely have the local college vote him in with one ballad of 70 workers.

3)If theres no accomplished education in a parents job then move him the to the city for modern
work.

4)Fief could be abolished on a holiday or if people are sick.

5)If the lord lies or is dishonest with people then taxes are abolished and no authority can take there
stuff.               

Cowboy culture.
Many people in Honduras about 37% are cowboys and are free of Feudal residence and own there
own ranch's on un-owned land and are the majority voters for politics and are major Entrepreneurs
and protesters of bad politics and anti-oppressive.


Marriage and Romance.
Honduras is the few places where romance is taken with huge importance according to there tradition
it is common for even 4 year olds to start chasing girls and kiss to and once they are 8 they can touch
each other in private areas and get feelings of Sadism and do submissive practices which is good for
everyone because it means they will have sleeping's and by then they are forced to be Married and
they can now be adults and help parents at work and this is the most positive thing there is.
Marriage percentage.
The amazing thing is that everyone gets married and is the only country to have 100% of the populous that are couples or not virgins no other country has this and it is because that during the early Spanish era to modern times there was a lot of tyranny and suppression that the people had nothing to look forward to so one way to get more freedom and rights in a culture that is run by
strict oppression such as dictatorship drug lordship slavery and the minority was to break down this
Evil by you guessed it sex and during the Spanish era native American woman would pick men to
come inside her house to have men look at how strong she got from beatings so she would be part
of a parade so a town could look at her and that's not all streaking was common and once photography was invented pictures off nude women circulated and nude shows were popular and not
to mention strip clubs soon once movies were common Sexploitation was popular however innocent
porn was still popular even with the introduction of B movies which had vile content and sickening
shock scenes so many stayed with independent movies which were much kinder and during the cold
war people started having posters of sexploitive women and sexual satires were in comics of politicians being caged by women and to make things even stranger there's a legend in Lenca myth
of a hot women traveling the streets on a horse and chariot and if a man.